{"product_id":"dad-jokes-measuring-tape","title":"Dad Jokes Tape Measure","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"297\"\u003eMeasure twice... laugh at least 50 times! 📏😂 The \u003cstrong data-start=\"51\" data-end=\"79\"\u003eDad Jokes Measuring Tape\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate gift for DIY enthusiasts, handymen and lovers of gloriously terrible puns. With more than 50 classic dad jokes printed directly onto the tape, every project comes with a side of eye-rolls and laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"299\" data-end=\"607\"\u003eThis practical 3m (10ft) measuring tape features a double-sided design, so you'll always have another cringe-worthy one-liner waiting as you measure. Whether it's tackling home improvements, working in the garage or simply looking for an excuse to tell another bad joke, this is one tool every dad will love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"942\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"kmxj3o\" data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"647\"\u003e3m (10ft) retractable measuring tape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14m0vji\" data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"704\"\u003eOver 50 classic dad jokes printed directly on the tape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13l4gt\" data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eDouble-sided tape design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pm0bkz\" data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"778\"\u003ePush-button retract feature for quick rewind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9tzoo9\" data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"817\"\u003ePractical tool with a humorous twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16grzyz\" data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"875\"\u003ePerfect for DIY, home projects, workshops and toolboxes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"j3a41\" data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"942\"\u003eGreat gift for dads, handymen, DIY enthusiasts and pun lovers 🎁\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"1004\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWarning: Accuracy guaranteed. The jokes... not so much. 😆📏\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift Republic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49063582138618,"sku":"SKU8254","price":260.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0035\/7895\/3797\/files\/original_dad-jokes-tape-measure.jpg?v=1782394691","url":"https:\/\/niftygifts.co.za\/products\/dad-jokes-measuring-tape","provider":"Nifty Gifts ZA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}